25 Brutally Honest Brand Slogans

RustyBuckler Published 10/30/2021 in Funny

What if brands were more honest with their advertising? We went to r/AskReddit to find out what people really think these companies should be saying. Sometimes, being honest might not be the best policy.

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EA: unlock this slogan for 500 gems. -u/THE_CURE666
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Microsoft Edge. The browser you use to get the browser you want. -u/korbell61
3.
Facebook: your privacy is our business. -u/Honest-cicada4897
4.
Febreeze: you can't polish a turd, but you can perfume it. -u/rolling-brownout
5.
FedEx : our drivers take out their anger on your items. -StickyGoodness
6.
Froot loops: they are all the same flavors. -u/loki_wonders
7.
Harley Davidson: from the Great Depression to your Midlife Crisis. -u/DvlsAdvct108
8.
Hoover: we suck. -u/Wbackman
9.
Land Rover: We'll get you there. Getting back is your problem. -u/Crucifetus
10.
La Quinta: Spanish for "next to Denny's" -u/LeoMarius
11.
McDonalds: Preserving our food for generations to come. -u/cactibob
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Nature Valley: Crumbs everywhere. -u/codj23
13.
Nestlé: Where we treat human rights violations like a to do list! -u/Nedsterhasbigpp
14.
NIKE: We use sweat to make you sweat! -uTunaKYourLastTun
15.
Olive Garden: When you’re here, we hate you and your family. -u/coneal89
16.
Pepsi: "Is Pepsi OK?" -u/ShutterBun
17.
RC Cola: we’re just happy to be involved in the taste test. -u/jolbina
18.
Red bull: I hope you like heart palpitations. -u/Suspicious-River-998
19.
Subway: eat frozen, prepackaged or chemically preserved. -u/forza18juventus
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Taco Bell: Same food, different shapes. -u/wellllhmmmm
21.
Toyota: We'll outrun democracy. -u/iFFyCaRRoT
22.
Tupperware: Have you ever wanted to throw away food, but just not now? -ItsDeCia
23.
UberEats: We'll deliver your food to a neighbors apartment for a "small" fee. -u/NogEggz
24.
Viagra - care for a stiff one? -u/Fairwaydivots
25.
Zoom: pants optional. -u/Hokusai135

1.
EA: unlock this slogan for 500 gems. -u/THE_CURE666
2.
Microsoft Edge. The browser you use to get the browser you want. -u/korbell61
3.
Facebook: your privacy is our business. -u/Honest-cicada4897
4.
Febreeze: you can't polish a turd, but you can perfume it. -u/rolling-brownout
5.
FedEx : our drivers take out their anger on your items. -StickyGoodness
6.
Froot loops: they are all the same flavors. -u/loki_wonders
7.
Harley Davidson: from the Great Depression to your Midlife Crisis. -u/DvlsAdvct108
8.
Hoover: we suck. -u/Wbackman
9.
Land Rover: We'll get you there. Getting back is your problem. -u/Crucifetus
10.
La Quinta: Spanish for "next to Denny's" -u/LeoMarius
11.
McDonalds: Preserving our food for generations to come. -u/cactibob
12.
Nature Valley: Crumbs everywhere. -u/codj23
13.
Nestlé: Where we treat human rights violations like a to do list! -u/Nedsterhasbigpp
14.
NIKE: We use sweat to make you sweat! -uTunaKYourLastTun
15.
Olive Garden: When you’re here, we hate you and your family. -u/coneal89
16.
Pepsi: "Is Pepsi OK?" -u/ShutterBun
17.
RC Cola: we’re just happy to be involved in the taste test. -u/jolbina
18.
Red bull: I hope you like heart palpitations. -u/Suspicious-River-998
19.
Subway: eat frozen, prepackaged or chemically preserved. -u/forza18juventus
20.
Taco Bell: Same food, different shapes. -u/wellllhmmmm
21.
Toyota: We'll outrun democracy. -u/iFFyCaRRoT
22.
Tupperware: Have you ever wanted to throw away food, but just not now? -ItsDeCia
23.
UberEats: We'll deliver your food to a neighbors apartment for a "small" fee. -u/NogEggz
24.
Viagra - care for a stiff one? -u/Fairwaydivots
25.
Zoom: pants optional. -u/Hokusai135